Ominous music


Catbirt: Do you have an appointment


Dilbert: You called me


Catbirt: Excuse me. I said Answer my question


Dilbert: I did, I did


Catbirt: I see . . .  still want to play games


Dilbert: Me


Catbirt: Yes you.


Dilbert: What do you want with me


Catbirt: Sign the papers


Dilbert: I can’t see them


Catbirt: Poor you, it’s just a simple confession. Standard procedures in the Human Resources Department 


Dilbert: Using the internet for personal business, pilfering dry erase markers, kidnapping the Lindbergh baby, shooting Larry Flynt (?) Wait a minute I’m not signing this.


Catbirt: Oh yes you are. I make a fortune at autograph shows


Dilbert: Hey wait a minute I didn’t do any of these things


Catbirt: You should have thought about that before I forged your confession. Thanks for playing now go away


Voice: Attention, attention, Dilbert has signed the confession. You may treat him like a piraha